Philly Intern Application Shot Down

I recently wrote an email to El Pres, the creator of Barstool, about me possibly being the Philly intern for Barstool.  I sent him a nice lengthy email about how I can help the new Philly Stool writers understand the Barstool tendencies, standards and what not show below, highlighting key things so all he had to do is skim.

“El Pres,

I feel as though Maurice and Drew need an intern to show them the normal Barstool tendencies and standards.  I have been a follower of the stool since before stool lala, barstoolU, and Philly Barstool, and know that Barstool NY and Barstool Boston have interns that post their links of the day.  I got my ass posted on Philly barstool twice in one week, and feel as though I would be a valid candidate.  Networking with the local bars will be simple to promote for Stool events since I'm a functioning alcoholic, go to Drexel, which is in the middle of Philly, and live a 1/2 block from Rittenhouse Park (1-2 blocks from about 6 bars and the start of Center City Philly).  Below I put links to my two posts on Philly Stool, which were blogged about first on my blog, as well as the link to my actual blog.  I know you like your candidate's to have their own blog, kind of like a resume, so I started one a couple of weeks ago.  The Stool is the tits and I'm ready to represent Philly the way it should be.

http://philly.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/the-mighty-mos-def-got-jokes/

http://philly.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/reader-email-six-year-old-trains-her-chinchilla-to-shit-in-a-barbie-house-toilet/

http://whatupmayne.blogspot.com/

Cant wait for the Philly launch party.

Viva la stool!”

I was super pumped about getting on the stool twice and thought he would take the time to possibly look over my entries and my blog, but instead I get this pussy ass response “We can use all the help..”  Come on son, what is this half ass shit???   That response doesn’t even make sense.  I would have rather got nothing back in return.  El Pres you are not winning like my man Sheen. 

It’s funny how El Pres made a video post about people half-ass applying to the Stool and what not, when he straight half-assed that response.  El Pres you might be the shit for what you started and your busy man, but as you know Philly Stool is sucking dick and its making your franchised blog look like shit.  Maurice and Drew need some Stool knowledge before it goes to shit like Stool LaLa mayne.