Man from Norway Drops 36 ft into a Baby Pool

This video is a must watch.  This whitey from Norway straight kills it; 36ft belly flop into a baby pool and gets up right away.  SOME CRAZY CHIT MAYNE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JINC4wLP_fE&feature=player_embedded

Vroom Vroom Start this Weekend Up

What up mayne, I got posted on my favorite blog, Barstoolsports, again!  This is the third entry I have had in the past 10 days make the site and it couldn't be a better start to the weekend.  Take a look a @ the newest one.

http://philly.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/reader-email-does-eating-apricot-halves-straight-from-the-can-in-class-get-this-kid-laid/#comment-1792

Onto more important things for this weekend, ERIN EXPRESS is tomorrow and we're making "Team Sheen" shirts, garenteed to make those panties drop.  Can't wait to wake up earlier than I have woken up all semester to start the booze train and get white boy wasted in a sea of green tomorrow.  It's going to be epic mayne.

Coolest Video I Have Ever Scene

I came across this video on the BBC News website, normally not a common site for me, and was blown away in amazement.  It's a short, seven minute, video about photographer Timothy Allen and his year and a half journey throughout the globe.  It is a must watch for all mayne.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-12618167

Philly Intern Application Shot Down

I recently wrote an email to El Pres, the creator of Barstool, about me possibly being the Philly intern for Barstool.  I sent him a nice lengthy email about how I can help the new Philly Stool writers understand the Barstool tendencies, standards and what not show below, highlighting key things so all he had to do is skim.

“El Pres,

I feel as though Maurice and Drew need an intern to show them the normal Barstool tendencies and standards.  I have been a follower of the stool since before stool lala, barstoolU, and Philly Barstool, and know that Barstool NY and Barstool Boston have interns that post their links of the day.  I got my ass posted on Philly barstool twice in one week, and feel as though I would be a valid candidate.  Networking with the local bars will be simple to promote for Stool events since I'm a functioning alcoholic, go to Drexel, which is in the middle of Philly, and live a 1/2 block from Rittenhouse Park (1-2 blocks from about 6 bars and the start of Center City Philly).  Below I put links to my two posts on Philly Stool, which were blogged about first on my blog, as well as the link to my actual blog.  I know you like your candidate's to have their own blog, kind of like a resume, so I started one a couple of weeks ago.  The Stool is the tits and I'm ready to represent Philly the way it should be.

http://philly.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/the-mighty-mos-def-got-jokes/

http://philly.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/reader-email-six-year-old-trains-her-chinchilla-to-shit-in-a-barbie-house-toilet/

http://whatupmayne.blogspot.com/

Cant wait for the Philly launch party.

Viva la stool!”

I was super pumped about getting on the stool twice and thought he would take the time to possibly look over my entries and my blog, but instead I get this pussy ass response “We can use all the help..”  Come on son, what is this half ass shit???   That response doesn’t even make sense.  I would have rather got nothing back in return.  El Pres you are not winning like my man Sheen. 

It’s funny how El Pres made a video post about people half-ass applying to the Stool and what not, when he straight half-assed that response.  El Pres you might be the shit for what you started and your busy man, but as you know Philly Stool is sucking dick and its making your franchised blog look like shit.  Maurice and Drew need some Stool knowledge before it goes to shit like Stool LaLa mayne.  

Mos Def Just Ripped into Justin Bieber

So I just came across possibly the best tweet of all time courtesy of a main twigga Mos Def.  Today he tweeted,

"I heard Justin Bieber has a 10 inch dick, but its in his ass and belongs to Usher."

I literally laughed out load in the middle of a silent room with 20 other people in it, but fuck them, that shit was hilarious.  This isn't first rip into Bieber.  He's got other ones that are just as funny.

Mos Def your my idol, right behind Charlie Sheen.  Keep winning and down with Bieber mayne.

Guy Drops a 2 Pound Duece of Straight Heroin at the Philly

Just came across this article on Barstool Philly (philly.barstoolsports.com), and was shocked.  Being a bro, I can't get enough of people dropping the kids off at the pool and all its great features, but when I came across this I was amazed and a little scared.  A Nigerian guy ingested the $86,000 worth of heroin which he now wished he still have to post his $50,000 bail.  Literally a dumb ass mayne.

http://philly.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/nigerian-guy-shits-out-two-pounds-of-heroin-at-philly-airport/