Man from Norway Drops 36 ft into a Baby Pool

This video is a must watch.  This whitey from Norway straight kills it; 36ft belly flop into a baby pool and gets up right away.  SOME CRAZY CHIT MAYNE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JINC4wLP_fE&feature=player_embedded

Vroom Vroom Start this Weekend Up

What up mayne, I got posted on my favorite blog, Barstoolsports, again!  This is the third entry I have had in the past 10 days make the site and it couldn't be a better start to the weekend.  Take a look a @ the newest one.

http://philly.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/reader-email-does-eating-apricot-halves-straight-from-the-can-in-class-get-this-kid-laid/#comment-1792

Onto more important things for this weekend, ERIN EXPRESS is tomorrow and we're making "Team Sheen" shirts, garenteed to make those panties drop.  Can't wait to wake up earlier than I have woken up all semester to start the booze train and get white boy wasted in a sea of green tomorrow.  It's going to be epic mayne.

Coolest Video I Have Ever Scene

I came across this video on the BBC News website, normally not a common site for me, and was blown away in amazement.  It's a short, seven minute, video about photographer Timothy Allen and his year and a half journey throughout the globe.  It is a must watch for all mayne.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-12618167

Philly Intern Application Shot Down

I recently wrote an email to El Pres, the creator of Barstool, about me possibly being the Philly intern for Barstool.  I sent him a nice lengthy email about how I can help the new Philly Stool writers understand the Barstool tendencies, standards and what not show below, highlighting key things so all he had to do is skim.

“El Pres,

I feel as though Maurice and Drew need an intern to show them the normal Barstool tendencies and standards.  I have been a follower of the stool since before stool lala, barstoolU, and Philly Barstool, and know that Barstool NY and Barstool Boston have interns that post their links of the day.  I got my ass posted on Philly barstool twice in one week, and feel as though I would be a valid candidate.  Networking with the local bars will be simple to promote for Stool events since I'm a functioning alcoholic, go to Drexel, which is in the middle of Philly, and live a 1/2 block from Rittenhouse Park (1-2 blocks from about 6 bars and the start of Center City Philly).  Below I put links to my two posts on Philly Stool, which were blogged about first on my blog, as well as the link to my actual blog.  I know you like your candidate's to have their own blog, kind of like a resume, so I started one a couple of weeks ago.  The Stool is the tits and I'm ready to represent Philly the way it should be.

http://philly.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/the-mighty-mos-def-got-jokes/

http://philly.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/reader-email-six-year-old-trains-her-chinchilla-to-shit-in-a-barbie-house-toilet/

http://whatupmayne.blogspot.com/

Cant wait for the Philly launch party.

Viva la stool!”

I was super pumped about getting on the stool twice and thought he would take the time to possibly look over my entries and my blog, but instead I get this pussy ass response “We can use all the help..”  Come on son, what is this half ass shit???   That response doesn’t even make sense.  I would have rather got nothing back in return.  El Pres you are not winning like my man Sheen. 

It’s funny how El Pres made a video post about people half-ass applying to the Stool and what not, when he straight half-assed that response.  El Pres you might be the shit for what you started and your busy man, but as you know Philly Stool is sucking dick and its making your franchised blog look like shit.  Maurice and Drew need some Stool knowledge before it goes to shit like Stool LaLa mayne.  

Mos Def Just Ripped into Justin Bieber

So I just came across possibly the best tweet of all time courtesy of a main twigga Mos Def.  Today he tweeted,

"I heard Justin Bieber has a 10 inch dick, but its in his ass and belongs to Usher."

I literally laughed out load in the middle of a silent room with 20 other people in it, but fuck them, that shit was hilarious.  This isn't first rip into Bieber.  He's got other ones that are just as funny.

Mos Def your my idol, right behind Charlie Sheen.  Keep winning and down with Bieber mayne.

Guy Drops a 2 Pound Duece of Straight Heroin at the Philly

Just came across this article on Barstool Philly (philly.barstoolsports.com), and was shocked.  Being a bro, I can't get enough of people dropping the kids off at the pool and all its great features, but when I came across this I was amazed and a little scared.  A Nigerian guy ingested the $86,000 worth of heroin which he now wished he still have to post his $50,000 bail.  Literally a dumb ass mayne.

http://philly.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/nigerian-guy-shits-out-two-pounds-of-heroin-at-philly-airport/

Black and Yellow Remix - DRINKING HALO DRINKIN HALO

Just came across another Wiz Khalifa - Black and Yellow Remix.  This one goes out to the nerds who stay in, drink, and play Halo.

DRINKIN HALO DRINKIN HALO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zW_ovJpTSg

6 Year Old Potty Trains Chinchilla with Barbie House

My friend sent me this picture yesterday of a bright pink toilet with little terds in it, shown above.  At first I was surprised since my friend is a female, but after reading what she wrote under the picture, it all made sense.  Underneath the picture she wrote, "Sammy is potty training her chinchilla in her barbie house....It's going well."  The picture made sense now that this was a picture of the barbie house toilet with chinchilla terds in it.  But how the hell a 6 year old trains a chinchilla to drop deuces in this little toilet amazes me.  Kudos to you little 6 year old.  Shown below is the barbie house where the "shit" goes down, but actually just stays there since barbie houses don't have plumbing.  Anything your 6 year old can do, mine can do better mayne.

The world welcomes the first ever kid named "Facebook"

NY Mag - A young Egyptian man named his firstborn little girl Facebook Jamal Ibrahim to express his gratitude to the social network for its role in ousting Hosni Mubarak from power. The freedom to give your baby crazy names is, after all, a cornerstone of democracy.


You've got to be shitting me right?  Someone was dumb enough to name their kid "Facebook."  Not something normal like Jennifer or Muhammad, nope, FACEBOOK.  I always thought Facebook was a masculine name, but I guess our first Facebook is a chick.  I feel bad for the girl already, but it's better than being called "Myspace."

Weekend Throwback

Found this bad boy just in time for Weekend Throwback.  Enjoy this short video that helps keep the ladies fresh.

http://www.brobible.com/story/video-tribute-douche-commercials-of-yesteryear

NBA All-Star Weekend

The best weekend of basketball all year is coming to an end.  With the skills challenge, celebrity game, three-point contest, and over played out slam dunk contest behind us, it is time for the All-star game itself.  If you haven't had time to catch any of all-star weekend since you had better things to do like day-booze or boozing during the day, you haven't really missed much.  You had Justin Bieber doing his best AI cross over impression and Blake Griffin jumping over a car while a 50 person choir sang "I blieve I can fly" but other than that, not too much.  The three point contest went to some no namer James Jones, WHO? JAMES JONES, and wasnt too entertaining.  This leaves all the excitement for today's game, which tips off at 8:15pm in LA.  I am ruiting for the whiteys on the EAST, obviously, even though I think the West has the only white all-star (K-Love).  Check out the link below for some white boys acting black and rapping about the East vs West, if your having trouble deciding MAYNES.


2011 East vs West NBA All-Star

National Wine Day, February 18, 2011

So I was just informed that today is National Wine Day.  This just gives every bro another reason to not feel gay about drinking wine.  I already went to the liquor store and got myself a classy handle of Sutter Home White Merlot for $9. Straight Class Homie. Drink up my friends.

This Just In: Chilean Miners Were High As Fuck and Banging Sex Dolls

There has been a report stating that the Chilean Miners were receiving pot in the mail from their loved ones.  Supposedly those same miners wouldn't share with the others, creating tensions down in the mine.  I only have two thoughts on this subject. 1.The Chilean Miners family members who were mailing the pot, smart people and 2.Share you greedy miners. No need for selfishness when your stuck underground

http://www.barstoolu.com/#random-thoughts/no-wonder-the-chilean-miners-were-so-happy-they-were-high-as-fuck-and-banging-sex-dolls/

Legendary First Post

I came up with the idea to start a blog a couple of days ago, when I realized I post things daily to Facebook and I needed a better way to do it.  My blog is going to be a collaboration of articles, videos, pictures, and more on topics such as sports, music, humor, and titties.  Nothing special, nothing fancy, just something to get you through the day at school or work.  Enjoy maynes.