Monday, February 28, 2011

Black and Yellow Remix - DRINKING HALO DRINKIN HALO

Just came across another Wiz Khalifa - Black and Yellow Remix.  This one goes out to the nerds who stay in, drink, and play Halo.

DRINKIN HALO DRINKIN HALO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zW_ovJpTSg

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

6 Year Old Potty Trains Chinchilla with Barbie House


My friend sent me this picture yesterday of a bright pink toilet with little terds in it, shown above.  At first I was surprised since my friend is a female, but after reading what she wrote under the picture, it all made sense.  Underneath the picture she wrote, "Sammy is potty training her chinchilla in her barbie house....It's going well."  The picture made sense now that this was a picture of the barbie house toilet with chinchilla terds in it.  But how the hell a 6 year old trains a chinchilla to drop deuces in this little toilet amazes me.  Kudos to you little 6 year old.  Shown below is the barbie house where the "shit" goes down, but actually just stays there since barbie houses don't have plumbing.  Anything your 6 year old can do, mine can do better mayne.

Monday, February 21, 2011

The world welcomes the first ever kid named "Facebook"




NY Mag - A young Egyptian man named his firstborn little girl Facebook Jamal Ibrahim to express his gratitude to the social network for its role in ousting Hosni Mubarak from power. The freedom to give your baby crazy names is, after all, a cornerstone of democracy.


You've got to be shitting me right?  Someone was dumb enough to name their kid "Facebook."  Not something normal like Jennifer or Muhammad, nope, FACEBOOK.  I always thought Facebook was a masculine name, but I guess our first Facebook is a chick.  I feel bad for the girl already, but it's better than being called "Myspace."

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Weekend Throwback



Found this bad boy just in time for Weekend Throwback.  Enjoy this short video that helps keep the ladies fresh.

http://www.brobible.com/story/video-tribute-douche-commercials-of-yesteryear

NBA All-Star Weekend

The best weekend of basketball all year is coming to an end.  With the skills challenge, celebrity game, three-point contest, and over played out slam dunk contest behind us, it is time for the All-star game itself.  If you haven't had time to catch any of all-star weekend since you had better things to do like day-booze or boozing during the day, you haven't really missed much.  You had Justin Bieber doing his best AI cross over impression and Blake Griffin jumping over a car while a 50 person choir sang "I blieve I can fly" but other than that, not too much.  The three point contest went to some no namer James Jones, WHO? JAMES JONES, and wasnt too entertaining.  This leaves all the excitement for today's game, which tips off at 8:15pm in LA.  I am ruiting for the whiteys on the EAST, obviously, even though I think the West has the only white all-star (K-Love).  Check out the link below for some white boys acting black and rapping about the East vs West, if your having trouble deciding MAYNES.


2011 East vs West NBA All-Star

Friday, February 18, 2011

National Wine Day, February 18, 2011

So I was just informed that today is National Wine Day.  This just gives every bro another reason to not feel gay about drinking wine.  I already went to the liquor store and got myself a classy handle of Sutter Home White Merlot for $9. Straight Class Homie. Drink up my friends.


This Just In: Chilean Miners Were High As Fuck and Banging Sex Dolls



There has been a report stating that the Chilean Miners were receiving pot in the mail from their loved ones.  Supposedly those same miners wouldn't share with the others, creating tensions down in the mine.  I only have two thoughts on this subject. 1.The Chilean Miners family members who were mailing the pot, smart people and 2.Share you greedy miners. No need for selfishness when your stuck underground



Legendary First Post

I came up with the idea to start a blog a couple of days ago, when I realized I post things daily to Facebook and I needed a better way to do it.  My blog is going to be a collaboration of articles, videos, pictures, and more on topics such as sports, music, humor, and titties.  Nothing special, nothing fancy, just something to get you through the day at school or work.  Enjoy maynes.